The wizards of Hogwarts can't get over Hermione's summer growth spurt.

Aired 05/01/04

Spanish subtitles made by Paula Reinoso

Sinopsis:

The skit opens in the Gryffindor common room, right after the summer holidays following The Goblet of Fire. Harry has just returned to Hogwarts and is welcomed first by Ron, then by Hermione. To the boys' immense surprise, however, Hermione has undergone an enormous growth spurt in her chest area, which prominently makes itself noticable via an extra-large cleavage protuding from her school uniform blouse.

Surprise quickly turns to lustful enjoyment, however, when Hermione attempts to cast or research various protection spells to shield Harry from Voldemort. But the movements made with the casting of the spells causes Hermione's cleavage to move enticingly, disrupting the boys' concentration and drawing their attention to her exposed areas. An attempt to read a spellbook's writing with an oversized magnifying glass does nothing to improve either Harry's situation or his (and Ron's) growing arousal. Moreover, Hermione remains completely unaware of the effects of her growth spurt on her friends.

In between, several of the trio's acquaintances pop into the scene to discuss some important matters, just to stop dead at the sight which awaits them. First come Ron's brothers Fred and George, who want to inform Harry and Ron that Malfoy has outfitted his Quidditch team with Firebolts; but Hermione's sight prompts them to try and seduce her to a private party, which she dismisses in favour of Harry's protection. Then enters Severus Snape to chide them for being out of bed, but upon seeing Hermione he briefly displays an unusually pleasant side ("Please, call me Severus") before he snaps back to his senses and docks a hundred and fifty points off Gryffindor for being up past curfew. Lastly, Hagrid shows up to visit them, only to get himself aroused and withdrawing posthaste to blow off his excitement.

Frustrated, Hermione eventually gives up her spell-casting efforts and decides to withdraw for a bath. As soon as she is gone, Ron asks Harry whether he stil has his invisibility cloak, and they giddily exit the stage to pursue Hermione for further 'close examinations'.

Plot summary taken directly from the Harry Potter Wiki: https://web.archive.org/web/20201025173421/https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live

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